♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
Hey. You wanted to see us, Uncle Chance?
Oh, yeah. I've got a big surprise for you, boys.
Oh! Is it a horse or a really big milkshake
or a third thing?
No, no, and technically yes.
We're doing an in-store promotion for Bouncy's Burger Buns.
I need you two to bounce up and down on this thing till 4:00.
-That sounds-- -Terrific!
That's not what I was gonna say.
Yes! Two more hours just like that!
[grunting]
[sighing]
Oh, c'mon!
You boys should be able to bounce on buns for days!
You need more exercise.
Um, excuse you?
[grunting]
-[yawning] -[pennywhistle sound]
-Hey, put that away. -Sorry.
My activities club needs a new coach for their Snazzerjazz team.
Can you say "general service"?
General service.
Uh... what is Scrissorjums?
Snazzerjazz!
The competitive-exercise- snazzy-jazz-dance craze
that's sweeping the whole city!
Well, I'm no dancer, but the whole city?
Could be an opportunity to raise our profile.
It's a blast!
You'll learn all the moves: the Clong Donker,
the Jiffy Snifter, the Hammy Nooman.
Plus you'll learn how to twizzle your badonk.
And there's no going back after that.
Hi, Mom.
Bye, Mom.
We're so relieved you could take the job.
It's hard to find a qualified Snazzerjazz coach.
No one finds out we're not snazzers, got it?
Um... yeah... qualified is our middle name.
My middle name is Carol.
Attention, Snazzerjazzers! This is coach Cupcake,
and his assistant choreographer, Dinosaur.
I twizzle my badonk to you!
[humming]
[all] Huh! Ha! Huh-huh!
Okay, team, why don't you show Cup and Dino some of your moves?
[dance music]
[Dino whistling] Wow, yeah!
Wow! That was...
-[dancers panting] -Wow.
Oh, Peetree! Have you met our newest Snazzerjazz coaches?
Coaches? These two? Ha!!!
Yeah, I've met them.
Peetree coaches his own team. You'll be competing against him
at the Snazz-off this weekend. Isn't that fun?
Snazz-off?
The team with the best Snazzerjazz routine - mine - wins.
Here, let me show you how real Snazz works.
[dance music]
Can't wait to see what kind of routine you two come up with.
Should be super awesome.
[chickens laughing mockingly]
-Thanks, Peetree! What a guy. -He was being sarcastic, Dino.
What a guy...
Okay, we've got a lot of work to do and this routine is in sorry shape.
-Huh? -What?
You saw what we're up against.
If we're gonna beat Peetree,
we gotta snazz like we've never snazzed before!
Cup, we haven't snazzed before.
-I know that, but they don't know that. -But how will we help them?
I don't know, but could we not talk about it right now?
Oh, because they don't know what... I see.
[whispering] Well, they're watching us.
We're at centre stage so they can see everything we're doing.
Okay, you guys talk amongst yourselves for a second.
[Grandma Steak] The secret to snazz is all in the ears.
Listen closely and the music will tell your body what to do.
This one's called the Bunta Frump.
-[dance music] -[Dino] Ooh, look at me!
I'm bunta-frumpin'!
-Ugh! I can't do it. -Sure you can, buddy.
You're thinking too much.
Go with the flow and you'll find the snazz.
Yeah. [grooving]
[grunting]
I'm terrible.
I can't beat Peetree with the way I dance.
Hey, it's okay. Dancing isn't for everyone.
By "everyone," do you mean me specifically?
Let me handle this, Dino.
Yes! Yes, he does!
Good talk.
Hey, naked losers. Check out our sweet snazz-off outfits!
Doesn't look so impressive to me.
Oh, really? Okay. See you around.
[engine roaring]
Rocket boots?! Seriously?!
How are we supposed to compete with that?!
Positive vibes and hearts full of wonder?
Not enough, Dino.
We clearly can't be flashier than Peetree's team,
and I can't dance a step, so we'll just have to be more aggressive!
Yeah. But Snazzerjazz is about goin' with the flow.
Then let's bring more flow!
Alright, team, quit snoozin' and start snazzin'!
[up-tempo electronic music]
Faster! Harder!
[Cupcake] Straighter!
-Uh, Cup? -Glitterier!
[coughing]
Cup?
Our Snazz has to be perfect, people, so we can beat Peetree!
C'mon! Don't forget to smile, people! Smile! Smile! Smile!
I quit!
-Yeah, me too! -This stinks!
Wait! But... what about the competition?!
I can't win without you. I can't even dance!
Oh.
-Don't. -No, I think I gotta do this.
Don't you dare. Don't put it... don't put it to your lips.
If you... Hey. Do not... Don't slide.
[whistle sliding down]
[sighing]
Ah... well, thanks for the memories, Snazzerjazz stage.
I twizzle my badonk to you.
[humming half-heartedly]
Not so fast, Dino.
Now it won't matter that I'm a terrible dancer.
Whoa! Is it magic shoes or a bribe for the judges or a third thing?
No, no, and technically yes.
It's a surprise, Dino.
You'll have to wait till I put it together.
-Let's see. Step one-- -Cool! Robots!
How did you...?
These are snazzerbots.
They're programmed not only to snazzerjazz,
but also to detect and defeat competition.
We don't need the old team.
This robo-team's whole function is to win!
-I am the best. -I am also the best.
Pretty healthy egos on these guys.
[chuckling] Right?!
We'll crush Peetree with these beauties.
[dance music]
I dunno, Cup. Wasn't our job to help the Snazzerjazz team?
This is the Snazzerjazz team now,
and they're going to beat Peetree at all costs! Oh...
Is this what fatherhood feels like?
Please stop squirming. I need to finish sewing these sequins.
Hey, why aren't you wearing your vest?!
It is ugly.
I will not wear it.
[robots laughing]
I stayed up all night sewing those!
It's almost showtime. Let's run it once more
before we beat the pants off Peetree and his Handy-Hens.
[dance music]
It's working! [laughing]
I'm the best coach!
Uh, snazzerbots, stop. Listen to Coach.
-[Cupcake] Coach. Coach Daddy. -Ah!
We do not need coach.
We take snazzing to level 6:
Maximum snazz.
I am the best.
I don't think this is going too well, Cup.
[Cupcake] You might be right, Dino.
I think I messed up pretty big, you know?
That's when you're supposed to say,
"Oh, no, Cup. You're great. Not your fault."
-Oh, no, no, that'd be crazy. -[Cupcake sighing]
I know. The snazzerbots were a big mistake.
Lucky for us I've got a plan to get rid of them.
Please don't tell me it involves ordering bigger robots to eat these ones.
-It doesn't. -Does it?
-It did. -It did...
But it won't after I come up with a new plan.
Welcome to the first annual Big City Snazzerjazz Tournament!
[cheering]
Nice costume.
Did you get it at a facility for non-androids that lose?
-[crying] -[laughter]
Psst! I think there's something you should know.
What is it, Cake?
She's been telling everyone that she's a better snazzer than you.
Gasp. What?!
How dare you say you are the best when I am the best?!
-No. I am the best. -No. I-I-I am the best.
[stuttering and zapping]
[screaming]
[explosion]
Honestly, neither of you is very good.
-[both sighing with relief] -[crowd cheering]
Don't feel too bad, boys.
Winning wouldn't be half as special if it weren't for losers like you.
-Yeah. -You hear what I said to him there?
I called him a loser! Ha-ha! Yeah!
He's right. It's over. We don't even have a team anymore.
Yes, we do. We've got us! We're a great team!
-We can Snazzerjazz together! -No!
-I-I can't. -[announcer] Next up,
the team coached by Cupcake and Dino: General Services!
"We'd never leave a job without getting it done!"
You know who said that, Cup?
-Was it me? -Wrong! It was you.
We've never left a job. And I'm not starting now.
-Here we go. -[dance music]
[grunting]
This music, it's way too fast to snazz to!
[grunting]
[gulping]
-Stop the music! -[panting]
Cup, I'm going as fast as I can.
I know, and that's not what Snazz is about.
I made you all quit by being too pushy
and focusing on winning.
And that wasn't snazzy of me at all.
So to my team and my brother,
this snazz is for you.
[funky music]
[laughter]
[grooving]
That's the way, boys! Feel the music!
[team giggling]
[laughter]
-You guys don't hate me? -Nah.
Well...
We're doing it, Cup! We're actually gonna win!
I'm so happy!
It all worked out!
-[laughter] -Alright!
Oh, yeah.
-[crowd cheering] -Well, I'm sorry you didn't win.
You know, I can't believe it, but I actually don't care.
I feel fine. Better than fine,
I feel great! You think I broke my brain?
You've found the way of the snazz.
-I twizzle my badonk to you, sir. -Me too!
[humming in unison]
Right back at you, guys.
Uh... Ah! [grunting and exclaiming]
Am I doing it?
-[Cupcake] How's this? -[crunching]
Oh! My legs are... I can't find my legs. Ta!
Hey, you know what goes great with milk? Lemon!
Why not, right? It's the weekend!
Lemon!!!
[door chime]
Man, we're never gonna unload these things.
[sighing] [slurping]
I have regrets.
Hey, guys, good news!
You just landed a babysitting gig
for a family of beavers, the Buckleys!
Oh! I love kids! And many adults.
Their daughter's name is Nadia. She's young, shy and quiet.
Her dad's name is Punch. He's old, boisterous and hectic.
Punch Buckley?! The World Wildlife Wrestling Champion?!
-Yes. -[whistling]
Stakes raised!
If we mess up this gig, he's gonna break all our butts. All of them!
You heard Hugo. The kid's a dream.
Nothing will go wrong.
Well, anything's better than trying to unload Uncle Chance's lemons.
I'll get rid of one right now. In my mouth.
[puckered] Haf a gweat day.
[Mrs. Buckley] You can reach us at the Salty Twig restaurant.
They serve salt and wood and, well,
-we like that, right, honey? -Yuh-huh.
[growling]
Word to the wise: I love my daughter more
than I love intimidating people by leaning in close to them.
She'd better be fast asleep when we get home. Or else.
[both screaming]
Fierce lean-in. [whistling]
Scary.
Final lean-in to accentuate my point.
[imitating Punch's accent] Well, I guess we should get started.
-It's way less scary when you do it. -Copy that.
No leaning.
[Dino] Hiya, Nadia!
I'm Dinosaur and this is Cupcake. We are your babysitters!
We're also really nice guys who are here to have no trouble with you at all,
'cause we definitely don't want your dad to salt and/or eat us.
That's great. Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna eat rice cakes and hum a tune in one key.
[crunching] [humming one note]
[inhaling sharply] [humming continues]
Um, what do ya say we go have some fun?
There's lots we can do before bedtime. Skip stones by the river? No?
Play catch? Catch bugs? Bug Cup? Watch this.
Bug, bug, bug. He's gonna snap.
Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug.
Ah, thanks, but no thanks.
I'm just gonna drink some plain water
and I might stare at the ceiling for a bit.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna do that right now. Here I go.
[sighing] Cup, git, git, git.
Poor Nadia doesn't know how to have fun at all.
And fun is what life is about!
We have to show her a good time, Cup!
Okay but... a good time that doesn't interfere with bedtime, right, Dino?
-Nothing crazy. -I have an idea.
Hey, Nadia, what about we try a lemonade stand?!
Oh, yeah. We loved selling lemonade when we were kids.
I don't know. I got a lot going on right now.
Come on! We'll show you the ropes.
We can be your mentors! Ah, it'll be great!
I'll do it as long as I can bring my Teddy Tree.
[electronic voice] It's fun to be quiet!
Deal! Let's go build an empire!
And... a lemonade stand.
It's no plain water, but it'll do.
Trust me, people love lemonade.
[whispering] And they love a cute kid selling it.
We'll get rid of our extra lemons in no time.
Nadia's a shoo-in.
[crunching]
[sighing] We'll make it work.
Ooh-ooh! Here comes our first customer!
[panting]
-One glass of lemonade, please. -Remember what I taught you.
[Cupcake] You'll never make it in this biz unless you think big.
Uh, why buy a glass
when you can have the whole pitcher?
Hmm. It is hot out. And I like a cute kid up-sell.
And I love saying "I'll take it!"
So... I'll take it!
Whoa. It actually worked.
That was pretty fun. Let's sell some more!
She's a natural. We should probably pack it in, though.
Your dad will be home soon.
Or we could sell just a bit more.
-Oh, please?! -Pretty please?!
[both] Super-soppy mega please?!
Aw, I can't resist a mega please.
Okay, I'll get more lemons from the Goody Bag.
Dino, you keep an eye on the stand. Nadia, you keep an eye on the Dino.
Wow. Super literal. Okay.
-Whoa! Business is booming! -Nadia rebuilt the stand herself.
[Dino] I brought in the live entertainment.
-[soft music] -Nice jazz, Hugo!
-It's actually jazz fusion. -Whatever.
There you go, fella. 40 gallons of the good stuff.
Enjoy every last drop, or your money back!
-[giggling] -[exclaiming]
No returns, no refunds, all sales final.
Ah, there's the Cupster.
Babe, that's not enough lemons.
Be a darling and scooch back over to the Goody Bag for another pile?
Ha-ha! Nice work, but I think we better stop after this batch.
-It's close to your bedtime. -Oh, please!
Please just a little bit longer?
Running a business is just so much fun!
-I want to be just like my mentors! -Aw...
[whispering] She's talking about us, right?
Well, I guess a few more quick sales couldn't hurt.
Yay!
Now get me those lemons, sweet cheeks. Chop-chop!
-Nadia, I got the le-mons! -[both gasping]
-Whoa! What happened?! -I'm expanding the brand, babies!
Okay. Well, it's... it is close to bedtime,
so let's just juice these lemons and then we can get--
You took too long, baby doll. I got a new lemon guy now.
And I'm way over bedtimes, okay? Snoring!
For as a wise pastry once told me,
"You'll never make it in the lemonade biz unless you think big!"
That's maybe too big?
Now you're the one thinking small.
'Cause I'm gonna branch out on my own and grow the biz solo!
-But what about Teddy Tree? -Stuffed toys are for babies, babies.
[electronic voice] I like you just the right amount.
-[gasping] -We have to get Nadia back home
or her dad will chew our faces off!
-[ominous saxophone] -Not now, Hugo.
We've got to find Nadia! You see anything, Dino?
Just these tracks left by a cupcake and a dinosaur.
I wonder if they lost a lemonade kid, too.
[slurping]
Vicky, have you seen a cute little beaver who calls everyone babe?
You mean Nadia? Uh, yeah. She just cut off
the town water supply so she can make more lemonade!
What?! We mentored Nadia into a business monster!
Which is a true testament to our mentoring skills,
but you know... monster!
-[thudding] -What was that?
Sounds like it was coming from over there!
If you find her, tell her I'm really mad!
Also I'd like to order two more pitchers.
[Punch] Next time, when I order twigs, don't give me a branch!
Oh, Punch, hush. It was a good meal.
You're right. It's just my teeth are so sensitive.
-[Punch] I'm glad I didn't lose my temper. -[gibbering]
-That was him keeping his temper?! -[Punch] Let's go check on Nadia.
Those babysitters better have her in bed,
or I'll give them a stern talking-to... with my elbow,
dropping upon them from a magnificent height!!
His elbows look very sharp, Dino!
[gasping] Cup, I found a clue! A lemon!
-There's another. -There's nothing that way except...
[both] The Foreboding Forest!
[foreboding sax music]
Not now?
No, the time is actually very good. Continue.
[dramatic music]
Halt! Who goes there?
Uh...
Just a couple of Lemon Lackeys reporting for duty!
If you're Lemon Lackeys, why are your helmets so small?
Uh, they shrunk in the... in the wash.
We spilled grape juice on them. Heh-heh.
-Grape juice?! -[both gasping]
Oh, because we were pouring that gross purple slime down the sink.
Grapes are bad! Lemons are good!
[both] Whew!
Any Lemon Lackey worth his sour
would be pleased to eat a bowl of lemons to prove his loyalty.
Easy. Just one bowl?
-Each! -[gagging]
-Yum. -We love this.
Soon I will own the entire city
and my transition to super boss will be complete.
Nadia! Your parents'll be home any minute. Time for bed!
Stay back, babes, or I'll press this button,
which will level Big City and turn it into a theme park!
-Nadia, don't do-- -You should call it...
Lemon World.
-Ooh! I like that. -Dino.
What, too on the nose? Lemon Land. Lemon Land?
Nadia's in full-business mode. Stall her!
I think I know something that can snap her out of this.
-Lemon Dome? -Yeah, I'll run it by Marketing.
-[lullaby music] -I need that toy and I need it now.
No way! I wouldn't trade my Teddy Tree for anything ever. Never!
There must be something.
Well, there is one thing you can do.
Battle me for supremacy!
Just kidding. That would be crazy.
Just eat 10 more bowls of lemons.
[sighing]
Nadia, the lemonade stand was supposed to be fun.
It was fun. And now look at me!
Man, I am tall.
I did not know I was this tall? Look at that.
All I ever used to want to do is drink water.
Well, now no one will drink water ever again!
Say goodbye to the old Nadia and hello to Lemon Land!
Aw, you used my idea!
But Nadia, nooo!
-Huh? -[slow motion] No...!
[electronic voice] I love drinking water...
with you.
Teddy Tree? I've missed you so much!
What have I done? I got so carried away.
I hired so many interns.
Cup, how'd you get Teddy Tree?
[nasal voice] It was very unpleasant.
There was a prince and a princess, will they, won't they?
They made up and boom, boom, bad guy takedown,
-happily-ever-after. The end. Good night. -What's going on here?!
Why isn't our daughter sleeping yet?
Oh, it's okay, Daddy. I had so much fun.
We went outside and we had an adventure!
You went outside?! I'm impressed.
Me too. Nadia never goes outside.
And I almost levelled the town
and I learned about capitalism and--
Enough excitement. Night-night.
Thanks for getting Nadia to have a little fun, boys.
-We'll have to hire you again. -No, thanks.
-How about tomorrow? -Tomorrow is perfect, then. 6:00 p.m.?
Don't be late.
[imitating Punch] It's a date.
What? What'd I do?